Advertising first, but can we just say - events second?

This is a message from event industry.

Dear Mr. Chief Marketing Officer, this is an introduction letter about event industry, the best marketing channel in the World.

We would like to tell you how great events are, okay? They are the best. We can sell anything with events.

Like Slush. Slush is the worst thing in the world. It’s cold and disgusting. But we make people to pay just to see it. It's true.

Dear Mr. CMO, we have so much in common. Like Ps. You’ve got the 4 Ps. We've got 5 Ps. They are Place, Participant, PA, PowerPoint and Paadippapiidipaadi.

In advertising, you like to use sex appeal to get consumers’ attention. To grap them by the pussy. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

In events, we do it for real. It’s true. We even have special events for that. They are called Pikkujoulu. You would love them. They are all about pussy grapping.

Alternative facts, we like them too. You put them on commercials in television, we put them on PowerPoint slides in seminars. People can’t get enough of them. They even give standing ovations to them. It’s incredible.

Social media, we totally own it. Events are the most social media in the World. Have you heard that? We love to say so, because it sounds so cool. And it's a fact. Period.

Finally, Mr. CMO, we totally know it’s going to be advertising first, but can we just say - events second?

Best wishes from event industry.

We’ve got the best wishes in the world, okay? Definitely better than digital marketing which we call ”the nerd marketing”. Total losers.

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